Digital Innovation Enthusiast Pillows

"In a digital world there will be no counterclockwise and very little clockwise!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

The Computer Bore

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"