Digital Disruption Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Diner is served

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So how much money do you make?"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Gun Control Rally

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Maybe this is a good time to sign up for the online version of this newspaper."