Ego-battler Gifts

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Get an afterlife!'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

Tennis Player.

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

'I found the termites!'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'