Ego-battler Gifts

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Get an afterlife!'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

No fly zone

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

'I found the termites!'