Ego Challenger Gifts

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"He thinks HE knows nothing??? He doesn't know nothing!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

The Boss.

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Capitalism

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'