Ego Jouster Gifts

'Shut up.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

Pierre was full of himself.

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Poser

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Pizza Fencing

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."