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'Shut up.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Pierre was full of himself.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

The great and near-great

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Poser

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

Pizza Fencing

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."