Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.
Ego Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for your ego master? Our curated collection of humorous and clever products celebrates bold personalities who embrace their creativity and self-assurance. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or yourself, find that perfect item to showcase confidence and wit. From stylish apparel to fun home decor, these gifts are designed to make a statement and spark conversations, all while celebrating the unique charm of the ego master.
Had a great day, boss. Drove my ball into the water twice, lost three balls in the rough, and played the worse game in my life - I got him to sign the contract.
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
Professor Wiles grows insufferable.
Zenemies.
Yoga.
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'
Guru.
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Show off."
"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."
When Buddha came to nirvana.
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."
"Hoarder."
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'
The Boss.
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
Zenboni
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.
"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."
'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'
Ego Master Gifts Collection
Ego Master Mugs
Explore our collection of ego master mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for the confident personality in your life.
Ego Master Pillows
Check out our ego master pillows to add humor and personality to any room, perfect for the bold and creative spirit.
Ego Master Prints
Browse our ego master prints and bring some bold, witty artistry to your décor—ideal for those who are masters of their own mood.
Ego Master T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that shout 'ego master' with wit and style. Great for those who love to make a confident statement.