Ego Gifts

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"It's his ego growth chart."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The Boss.

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Pierre was full of himself.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."