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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Pierre was full of himself.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

The great and near-great

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"