Ego Analyst T-Shirts

'What makes you feel that you, and you alone, can save the world?'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"This is our boss' desk. If you ask me, it's an ego thing."

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'And what a horrible little package.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

Light shining on businessman and his portrait.

'It helps the doctor's morale.Each one gets to put themselves up on a pedestal for a day!'

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Fake."

'In my humble opinion... wait, did I just say that?'

"Narcissus! That's a pretty name."

"I've let my 'yes' man go and I'm looking for a 'you are such a genius sir, everything you say is brilliant' man."

'Oh, sure - It's always about extinguishing YOUR ego, isn't it?'

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"President Elect Donald Trump was killed today. . . when he was crushed under the wight of his own ego."

'You're lucky, Bob. We'll check in with your agent as a precaution, but I think it's just a bruised ego.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Before we begin, I know everything about psychiatry. No one knows more about psychiatry than me."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.

"I'm awarding a million bucks for any school, park or high-IQ child named after me."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

The way she dresses...she looks so cheap and tarty! Yeah, great, isn't it?

Whenever I go on an ego trip, I end up crawling back home

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

'Do you know who you're addressing?'

Don't let him see how scared you are! I dont wanna do this, I'll get hurt...

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

'Oh just ignore him; he likes to think he's a conceptual artist.'