Ego Observers T-Shirts

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Greek Crisis

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Brexit 2016

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Cat with Crown.

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."