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"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"It's his ego growth chart."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Greek Crisis

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

Brexit 2016

Cat with Crown.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'