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Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

Trash-talkin' artists

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Pierre was full of himself.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."