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Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

Pierre was full of himself.

Trash-talkin' artists

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'