Ego Surfer Gifts

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Important Muscles.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

"I knew it!"

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

As Seen On TV

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?