Ego Surfer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and confidence to their space with a pillow designed for the ego surfer. Perfect for lounging or decorating, it’s a fun way to showcase their fearless personality.

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'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.' mockup

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

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Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

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"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are." mockup

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

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"It's his ego growth chart."

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

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"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology." mockup

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

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"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it." mockup

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

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'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.' mockup

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

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Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich. mockup

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

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"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'." mockup

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

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'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?' mockup

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.' mockup

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

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Important Muscles.

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Narcissist in the tunnel of love. mockup

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

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"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day." mockup

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

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The Boss.

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Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . . mockup

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

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'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.' mockup

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

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"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby." mockup

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

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Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

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"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis." mockup

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

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'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.' mockup

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

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'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.' mockup

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia." mockup

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

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As Seen On TV

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'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego' mockup

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

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Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

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"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name." mockup

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

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'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?' mockup

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

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"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

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The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image. mockup

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

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'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?' mockup

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

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Ego Surfer Pillows Collection

Ego Surfer Mugs

Discover more playful mugs that capture the ego surfer’s confident vibe—perfect for gifting or sprucing up your own collection.

Ego Surfer Prints

Browse our collection of eye-catching prints that showcase the bold personality of ego surfers—great for decorating with a splash of wit.

Ego Surfer T-Shirts

Explore our range of fun and bold t-shirts designed for the ego surfer who loves to make a statement with their style.