Ego Explorers Pillows

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

There is No Planet C

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

The Evolution Of Man.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

The Boss.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

The Scenic Route

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

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