Ego Adventurer Pillows

I've been having this ego problem...'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The Boss.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

As Seen On TV

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'