Ego Adventurer Pillows

I've been having this ego problem...'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

The Boss.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I knew it!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'