'Ms. Sims, do a Google search. Find out how many CEO's have more Google citations than me.'
Ego Studies Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone intrigued by selfishness, self-awareness, or the psychology of ego? Our ego studies collection offers witty, thought-provoking items that appeal to curious minds. Whether for a psychologist, philosopher, or anyone who loves a good mind game, these products blend humor and insight to spark conversations and smiles. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the fascinating realm of ego studies, making your gift both fun and meaningful.
Professor Wiles grows insufferable.
"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."
Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.
"It's his ego growth chart."
"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'
"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'
"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."
'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
Narcissist in the tunnel of love.
As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
The Boss.
"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."
Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.
Cat with Crown.
"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."
'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'
'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."
"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."
'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'
"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."
'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'
Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?
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