Ego Analyzers Gifts

Looking for a gift that adds a witty twist for the introspective or those who enjoy self-discovery? Our ego analyzer-themed products cleverly blend humor and insight, ideal for anyone fascinated by personality quirks. Whether they analyze their own ego or just enjoy a good laugh about it, these gifts are a thoughtful choice the personality enthusiast will appreciate.

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"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego." mockup

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

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"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are." mockup

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

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"It's his ego growth chart."

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

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"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology." mockup

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

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'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.' mockup

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

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"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it." mockup

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

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Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich. mockup

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

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"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'." mockup

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

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'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?' mockup

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.' mockup

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

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Narcissist in the tunnel of love. mockup

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

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"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!" mockup

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

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The Boss.

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"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day." mockup

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

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"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good." mockup

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

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Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . . mockup

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

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'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.' mockup

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.' mockup

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

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"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis." mockup

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

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"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby." mockup

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

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Cat with Crown.

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Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

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'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.' mockup

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

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'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!' mockup

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

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As Seen On TV

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"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

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"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia." mockup

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

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'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.' mockup

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

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"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name." mockup

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

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'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?' mockup

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

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Ego Analyzers Gifts Collection

Ego Analyzers Mugs

Explore more witty and insightful mugs inspired by ego analysis—perfect for coffee-loving introspective minds.

Ego Analyzers Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate personality and humor—ideal for adding a playful touch to any room.

Ego Analyzers Prints

Browse our range of clever prints celebrating self-discovery and ego—sure to provoke smiles and conversations.

Ego Analyzers T-Shirts

Find the perfect ego analyzer T-shirts that blend humor and personality—great for expressing your self-awareness in style.