Ego Evaluator Gifts

'Your co-workers are complaining again about your superiority complex, Simmons.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

Cat with Crown.

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'I received matching offers.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'And what a horrible little package.'

'Ms. Sims, do a Google search. Find out how many CEO's have more Google citations than me.'

'In my humble opinion... wait, did I just say that?'

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.

"Fake."

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Of course no one loves you as much as I do dear, unless you include yourself.'