Ego Evaluator Prints

'Your co-workers are complaining again about your superiority complex, Simmons.'

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

Cat with Crown.

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'I received matching offers.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'And what a horrible little package.'

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

"Fake."

'In my humble opinion... wait, did I just say that?'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

"Has it been in your family long?"

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

"I've let my 'yes' man go and I'm looking for a 'you are such a genius sir, everything you say is brilliant' man."

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.