Ego Studies Mugs

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Cat with Crown.

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

As Seen On TV

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'