Ego Challenger Prints

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"He thinks HE knows nothing??? He doesn't know nothing!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

The Boss.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

The great and near-great

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."