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The hunt family finally solved the problem of the fire ants.

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."

"Judging by the looks of that exterminator, I think our pest problem is over."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Computer Expert

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Flies up the ante!

'D'you have any salt?'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now get out."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Drone Spray