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Nature Magnified

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Wordplay: Gastropod.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

Insect extinction

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"You dropped yer wallet."

A Venus cow trap.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Bees v Wasps

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Entomology Reference

Flies up the ante!

'Where are you going?'

'D'you have any salt?'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.