Bug Botherer T-Shirts

Nature Magnified

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Computer Expert

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

A Venus cow trap.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Flies up the ante!

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'Where are you going?'

Entomology Reference

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'D'you have any salt?'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?