Booger Aficionado Mugs

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Dance.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Midterm election s results

The Imperfect Storm

Making fun of Starfish.

In case of falling markets break glass.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

'Don't row so hard!'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Stag night high jinks.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."