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'Ahhh...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Jurassic Pork

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pig's Human Bank

"Is your dog friendly?"

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Swine flu

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."