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'Ahhh...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Jurassic Pork

"And would you like flies with that?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Pig's Human Bank

Fearless Frog Part 19

"Is your dog friendly?"

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

How Art Works.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Swine flu

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'