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"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Dogs of war.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Love is blind."

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'There's been a number of complaints about the food.'

"USA map"

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

'It's only a checkup!'

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

There's nothing like the real thing!

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Would you like a hotdog?'

Groundhog Day

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"