Hog Heaven Enthusiast Gifts

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Dogs of war.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'There's been a number of complaints about the food.'

"USA map"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"Love is blind."

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

'It's only a checkup!'

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Would you like a hotdog?'

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Groundhog Day

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."