Hedgehog Enthusiasts Gifts

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

"Beware of God"

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"USA map"

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

"Love is blind."

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Groundhog Day

"Respect man!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"Why can't I park here ?"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'