Hedgehog Enthusiasts Gifts

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Beware of God"

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"USA map"

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

"Respect man!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Groundhog Day

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"Why can't I park here ?"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'