Hedgehog Fanclub Gifts

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Hedgehogs revenge.