Hedgehog Fanclub Mugs

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Needles vs Covid

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"Love is blind."

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Why can't I park here ?"

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"