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'BOO!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sauce for the Goose

"Eat me"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Vincent Van Goat.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Phew, that was close."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

S**t Threw a Goose

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."