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"Sign my yearbook?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Pond Dipping...

Rogue elephant

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"Im..peach...ment!"

'Which one's yours?'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.