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"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

To celebrate his newly found good will towards me, Scrooge gives Bob Cratchit a Christmas Goose.

Goose

Goose Bus Driving South

Honk if you love geese.

A woman wearing a goose-feather jacket looks down at a goose wearing a human wig.

Cannabis Goose

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Honk if you're a goose.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Goose escapes the tv.

City Zoo: Day Care

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A mother and baby elephant

Sauce for the Goose

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Vincent Van Goat.

The Litany Of Fun

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

S**t Threw a Goose

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

"Whiplash..."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'