Boogie Dancer T-Shirts

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Dance.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The Stripper

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Dance Crossing

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

A beekeeper with their bees

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Swan Lake Auditions

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Bell Bottoms

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'