Boogie Monster T-Shirts

'He boogied till he puked.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Dance.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Fetch the Boomerang

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Because it's there!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Dance Crossing

Cookie Thief

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

Baggage Reclaim

He's Tasty!

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.