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'He boogied till he puked.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Dance.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Because it's there!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Cookie Thief

Dance Crossing

Baggage Reclaim

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

He's Tasty!

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?