Bovine Banter Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Cow Show Tunes

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

The Cud Food Guide

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Triple Sock Cow

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COW. JUST COW.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher