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"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Triple Sock Cow

The Cud Food Guide

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

They're short of staff!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

Noah's Ark

"I love it!"

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Udder Horns.

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

'MILK ME!'

"She's possessed by the devil!"

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

A night at the moovies