Bovine Banter Lover Mugs

"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

The Cud Food Guide

Triple Sock Cow

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

They're short of staff!

Noah's Ark

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"I love it!"

Udder Horns.

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

'MILK ME!'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

"She's possessed by the devil!"