Playful Businessperson T-Shirts

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

'The Dorvil people feel that the merger was a mistake. They want out, they want half the company's assets and they want child support.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Attorney-at-play

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"