Business Band Enthusiasts Gifts

'On stage with me today are Stu on earnings; Pete on future growth; Blaine on lead guitar; and Wallace on Marketing.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Louis Armstrong.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

I am billing, therefore I am.

Intelligent dog.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'