Band Branding Enthusiast Gifts

'What the...?! Oh, for cryin' out loud! BIGTONYSALLKAZOOPOLKABAND.COM is already taken as a domain name!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Couple sharing earbuds.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

How hit songs get their names

"My husband's in advertising."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

We're polishing our brand.

Fashion Mistake.

Guitar Hero.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."