Bounce Lover Gifts

Kangaroos walker

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Green Balloon

Dancing in pyjamas

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Swing dancers.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'I wish I was creative'

Wine Pyramid

Jogging Bottoms

'We are so in sync!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Birthday Racing Car

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'They call it the people dance.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Champagne

Two women dancing in period dresses

Disco Dancing

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'