Buzz Masters Gifts

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

'How fast can you hype?'

Create some buzz!

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Bumble Bee

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Smart Arse"

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Solitaire card shark.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Funky Facts: USA.

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

Stinging Bee