Buzz Enthusiast Gifts

Bumble Bee

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.

'So far, no fun. I hope there's some money in it.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Create some buzz!

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Final words on gravestones.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

Management speak is typically used to make something seem more impressive than it is...

"Cynthia, please disambiguate this suite of objectives, cherry-pick anything that's actionable and Nascar it through a dialed-back event horizon."

"So, I’d love for us to think of this as less of a trial and more of a curated trial experience."