Buzzing Enthusiast Gifts

"How can you know you don't like it until you try it?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Bumble Bee

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

Management speak is typically used to make something seem more impressive than it is...

'We had a group think about implementing paradigm shifting re-prioritisations of our inward facing media strategy in order to enhance our communication with the average man on the street.'

Stinging Bee

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"Cool bling bro!"

Bling Bling.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"No mission creep here. Just more football metaphor creep."