Buzzing Enthusiast Prints

"How can you know you don't like it until you try it?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Bumble Bee

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

I think I have a gilt complex.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Management speak is typically used to make something seem more impressive than it is...

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'We had a group think about implementing paradigm shifting re-prioritisations of our inward facing media strategy in order to enhance our communication with the average man on the street.'

Stinging Bee

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Cool bling bro!"

Bling Bling.

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"No mission creep here. Just more football metaphor creep."