Dance Master Gifts

"Fantastic job on the rattle! Now let's focus on the shake and the roll."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

Michael Jackson.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Odette from Swan Lake

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Ginger Baker.

Zumba

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Leaping

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Take a bow!

Curtsey

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Dancing in a circle

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Sugar Plum Fairy

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Michail Glinka