Tap Dance Floor Master Gifts

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

The Perfect Cannonball

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Elderly People

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Treble

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Jazz Bagpipes

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Shake yer booty!"

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

'Okay, Mr. Fred Astaire, take it again from the stairs, and this time leave the flies in the chorus alone!'

Ginger was born to dance.

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"