Tap Dancer Gifts

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Dancing shoes.

'I've got a dripping tap and a tapping drip.'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Treble

Scot country dancing,

Dancing in a circle

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

The ocean is no place for a star.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

Swan Lake Auditions

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Ginger was born to dance.

"This particular species is believed to have traveled in troupes."

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

Box Step

'And don't tread on my toes.'

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

Do something funny for money.

'Bought him a new pair of tap shoes. If he comes back to haunt me, I want to hear him coming.'

Square Dancing

'Take it off! Take it all off! Then be as still as possible.'

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

"Right click twice, now left click."

'We really need to learn more about our daughter's dancing classes.'

The Smiths and Their Amazing Dog Sparky.

"Would you like to hear some music while you hold."

Jazz Hands