Tap Dancer Gifts

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Dancing shoes.

'I've got a dripping tap and a tapping drip.'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Peel poker.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Treble

Dancing in a circle

Scot country dancing,

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

The ocean is no place for a star.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

Swan Lake Auditions

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

'Okay, Mr. Fred Astaire, take it again from the stairs, and this time leave the flies in the chorus alone!'

Ginger was born to dance.

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

Where we get coconut milk.

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

"This particular species is believed to have traveled in troupes."

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

Box Step

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

Do something funny for money.

'Bought him a new pair of tap shoes. If he comes back to haunt me, I want to hear him coming.'

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

'Take it off! Take it all off! Then be as still as possible.'

Square Dancing